HOW TO PLAY: THE QUICK-AND-DIRTY
The judge spins the idiot detector.
The idiot detector points to an idiot at the table.
It's pointing to
our good pal, Brad, so Brad is the idiot.
The judge plays any card about Brad, the idiot.
Brad did what
"and ended up in
the ER"?
All other players play another card about Brad, facedown.
The judge reads the card combinations aloud and chooses the best one to win the point.
Brad used a
well-trained hamster to retrieve the hard-to-
reach drug pouch... and
ended up in the ER.
Brad showed
absolutely no mercy...
and ended up in
the ER.
Brad ordered some gas
station sushi... and ended
up in the ER.
Brad fell off a
stripper pole... and
ended up in the ER.
WINNER!!
BUT WAIT!
You just might have to mix up your cards before you play one. Gotta keep things fresh, you know.
If the spinner lands on...
Sloppy Seconds: Unwanted cards from everyone's hand get passed around the
table, which means
it's sloppy seconds
for everyone.
In the Dark: The judge plays a card from their hand without
showing the other players, so everyone plays
their own card
while "in
the dark."
Take a Dump:
Judge determines
how many cards from everyone's hands may be
traded in for new ones.
We know you have a certain someone in your life that makes you think, You're an idiot. Now you know exactly what to buy them. You're welcome.